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People Who Grunt At the Gym

You know what Chaffes My Taint? People who grunt at the gym. I’m not talkin’ about the Juice Heads who spend all morning bench pressing the equivilant weight of a Buick, I’m talking about people who work out with something that weighs less than my cat. Don’t grunt Mother Fucker!!! It sounds like you’re takin’ a shit over there. We’re not looking at you because we’re in awe of your physical prowess, we’re lookin’ at you ‘cause we’re all thinking, “what a douche, I hope he doesn’t drop a deuce on the floor”.

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Okay Chel or one of Chel’s room mates.

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Thank you my anonymous friend. I had an Uncle that was a famous poet, his name was anonymous too.

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New Years Eve at Graystones in Aurora, Ontario.

This past New Years Eve, I went to Graystones in Aurora, Ontario. I bought the 2 tickets a couple of days before and because we were a couple the guy at the club said that he would put us at a table with 2 or 3 other couples so we would make a full table. When we got there, we weren’t down for a table. My date was wearing these killer high heels that looked amazing but like all high heels if she had to stand on them all night her feet were gonna hurt. So I asked them to put us at a table, they did. For 10 minutes. Then they came and told us that the table where they put us was reserved for a party of 10 and we had to move. The mullet headed doorman also told us that he didn’t appreciate my date wearing a feather boa because they had to clean up the feathers and we had also brought little air horns and poppers and he said that he didn’t apprecite it. Fortunately for us after snapper head moved us we ran into a group that we went to high school with and we were the party table that night. But still? Why the fuck can’t these places get organized. Douche Bags!!!